Um, where actually does the header appear on my journal en...ah, there it is.

So, I was bored while checking out my messages on Deviant Art and Xailing tagged me (and everybody else who stumbled on her page and read her journal) with this though I think the only way anybody will see this is if they stumble on my page which isn't getting a lot of hits because nobody is watching an artists with no art in his gallery but I thought it would be a good first so here goes.

1) I have a fondness for midgets...in that special way.
2) Age has caught up with me and I look like I'm smuggling a pumpkin in my stomach
3) I think Layla aka my cartoon wifey from the Winx if very attractive
4) I'm scared to wear anything too tight because I think I have a large femine booty.
5) I hate wearing pants even in Winter with snow on the ground
6) I use vaseline and lotion on my knees but for some reason it still looks like I've been sliding around on them in powdered donuts
7) My huge size 15 feet makes everything I wear look like clown shoes
8) I cried at the end of The Notebook when Allie woke up in bed with Noah one moment and remembered everything then woke up later, forgetting he ever existed. It's so freaking sad!

I don't really tag anyone, I think. Heck, I don't even know 8 people on Deviantart let alone to tag some of them. But if somebody sees this and wants to run with it here were the rules stated

*If you got tagged; Here's the Rules*
1. Post these rules
2. Each person tagged must post 8 random (hopefully interesting) facts about themselves
3. Tags should write a journal of these facts
4. At the end of the post 8 more bloggers are tagged and named
5. Go to their page and leave a comment telling them they're tagged

I think I remember something about footers from message drafting in high school a looooooong time ago.